On the lighter side--

I just heard a funny joke:

Socialism: You have two cows, the government takes one cow and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you part of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both, and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows, the governement takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: (Of course we understand this one) you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull!

-Unknown