I want to chuck my computer out the window...

To Mac, or not to Mac: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of PC-dom,
Or to take arms against a sea of viruses and corrupted batch files,
And by opposing end them?

To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache or multiple reboots or un-useful updates
That PC is inerrant to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd.

If you Mac, please share your, “I’ll never PC again” story.

-Mr. Pilot


  1. Mr. Pilot, you are one of the most HILARIOUS and creative people I know, LOL!!!

  2. don't Mac...BUT I do require my students to write a parody of Hamlet's soliloquy! :-) They'd get a kick out of this one! :-)
    Kristin (Kim A's sister)


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