Pops: Mom, say ~Pops, what are you doing?
Me: What are you doing?
Pops: No, say ~Pops, what are you doing?
Me: Ohhh, Pops, what are you doing?
Pops: Watching the Lone Ranger.
Pops: No, say Lone Ranger, what are you wearing?
Me: So you are the Lone Ranger now? Ok, Lone Ranger what are you wearing?
Pops: Uh, a gurl hat, underwares, and cowboy boots.
Me: Are you a girl?
Me: Why are you wearing a girl hat?
Pops: A cowboy needs a hat!
Me: And where are your pants?
Pops: Cowboys don't need pants.
Me: oh, ok.
Pops: Say oh, ok Lone Ranger.